The Time Katie Ruined All of Morgan's Hopes and Dreams

Katieee    Morgannn

Once upon a time, I had a dream. Then Katie CRUSHED it into little tiny pieces. Here, let me begin to explain.....
I was just fiddle-farting Hahaha Fart. Sorry... continue. around on this website called "kickstarter.com" and I came across a project that I was interested in backing. It was an app that you could use to record the actions you do each day and then it would turn your life into a game where you could level up and make money and battle other people. I showed Katie the website, as you can see below:

me: loook at this lol

  http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/lefnire/habitrpg-mobile?ref=live

7:50 PM Katie: Whattt is this?

 me: it's an app wheree you plug in the things you're doing and level up if you do good things!!!

7:51 PM Katie: Hahahahhaaa this is awesome!!

 me: Right?

 Katie: I like how 4 people pledged more than 300$ for this

 me: I am going to back it

  Cuz I want this

  It might help me be a better student lol

7:52 PM Katie: Haha maybe

  The only thing is you could always lie about what youre doing.

 me: Damn it Katie.

  I hadn't even thought of that.

 Katie: Did I just ruin it for you?

7:53 PM Hahahhahahaaa

  oops

 me: Yeah...

  GOD DAMMIT

 Katie: YeahhhhhHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

  Im literally dying laughing right now

 me: Here I am, just trying to improve my life

  and you go ahead and cause me to realize that THERE IS NO HOPE

7:54 PM Katie: Hahhahahhahaaaaaaa

  Oh my god this is hilarious

As you can see, she cared not for my woes. She laughed in the face of my sadness. My anguish. My misery. No no no no no. Morgan is feeding you lies. I was not reveling in her sadness, anguish or misery. I was reveling in her foolishness, blindness and ignorance of the obvious. And this story only gets worse. Do not continue reading if you cannot handle the thought of torture upon another soul. This is not for the faint-hearted. *coughDramaQueencough* She continued her punishment:

7:55 PM WE SHOULD BLOG ABOUT THIS

  This conversation needs to be available to the world

  Or you know... Montez

 me: Sure. Whatever. I'm mad at you.

  smirk

  I"M NOT SMILING AT ALL

7:56 PM Katie: Hahhahahahaaa I ammmm

 me: *puts wallet back down with a single tear coming down*

 Katie: Hahahaaaaaa ohhhh

  :(

  Morgan- :'(

Katie- :'D

There seemed to be no end to the agony. To make it stop, I agreed. Sometimes giving up is easier than trying to redeem your broken self. Hey now! I showed some compassion up there... look at that sad face I drew for you! And the sympathetic 'ohhhh' at your tear. You give me no credit! So I did it. I gave in to the cruelty of my peer...

7:57 PM me: Haha alright, let's blog it lol

 Katie: Yes!

 me: My shame is only piercing my heart, nbd

 Katie: Haha we have to use that quote

7:58 PM me: Whatever you'd like oh wise one

  I almost fell for the trap

 Katie: Hahahahahahaaaa

 me: The TRAP OF THINKING THERE WAS HOPE

I'm not gonna lie. When I read the phrase 'My shame is only piercing my heart, nbd' I laughed out loud for probably a full minute. I may have peed a little.

All due to this simple little project. 
Exactly. A simple little project that YOU found, that YOU brought into our conversation and that YOU misjudged the flaws of! I see no fault of my own here. Other than laughing at the expense of your bleeding heart and dying soul, but hey... sue me.
:O FRIENDSHIP OVER!
:O FINE!
FINE! *Goes off to bedroom to secretly cry to self*
FINE! *Goes off to bedroom to secretly cry to self*
*Many many minutes later...*
Mor....Morgan?
......Yeah?
I'm sorry I laughed at you... and crushed your dreams and broke your heart.... I MISS YOU!!! D':
I'm not sorry for anything, EVER! BUT I MISS YOU TOO! D':  
Friends?!
Friends!!!
*hugs*
Well, I am sorry for all the live fish I put in your sink... and the ones under your pillow... I was upset.
Wait, what?
Nothing!
*hugs* 
:D 
:D